Item FM-1012

Fog Machine for Awkward Silences

4.6(143)

Fills the room so nobody has to admit the chat ended.

$36.00$52.99

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A tabletop fogger with a sensor for pauses that last one beat too long. The mist arrives, everyone looks at it, and the moment gets to leave.

Customer Reviews

4.6Showing 3 of 143 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Fog rolled in and so did the relief
By Stan P. on October 8, 2026Verified Purchase
At my in-laws Thanksgiving, quiet got weird. I hit the fog button and everyone suddenly had somewhere to be. Worked in 4 seconds.
Helpful (74)
Smells like a theater
By Kara M. on September 19, 2026Verified Purchase
Great product. A touch too much fog at the office meeting. HR wants a word. We can't find HR.
Helpful (43)
Fire alarm
By Neil B. on August 13, 2026Verified Purchase
Fog set off the smoke alarm and the silence was replaced by a very loud beep. Strange fix.
Helpful (29)

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