Save 50%Dehydrated Water
4.9(412)
100% pure powdered void. Just add water and stir.
$9.99was $9.99now $4.99
On sale, still imaginary
Everything in the annex is marked down. The warehouse has never stocked any of it.
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Save 43%Silent Alarm Clock
4.3(268)
Zero beeping. One sudden, cold arc of regret.
$34.99was $34.99now $19.99
Save 42%Lazy Gnome
4.5(320)
Gardens are overrated anyway.
$59.99was $59.99now $34.99
Save 41%Indoor Pet Rock Leash
4.1(195)
Keep your stone from wandering off the rug.
$16.99was $16.99now $9.99
Save 40%Pocket Applause
4.7(520)
A soft mechanical clap for finishing the dishes.
$14.99was $14.99now $8.99
Save 40%X-Ray Specs (Ex Edition)
3.9(188)
You can't see through walls, only your ex's new life.
$24.99was $24.99now $14.99
Save 40%Left-Handed Handshake Trainer
4.4(73)
Practice the grip, the smile, and the exit.
$34.99was $34.99now $21.00
Save 38%Anxiety Buzzer
4.1(129)
A handshake prank that makes you nervous.
$12.99was $12.99now $7.99
Save 38%Emotional Support Brick
4.8(212)
Never judges. Never leaves. Extremely reliable.
$39.99was $39.99now $24.99
Save 38%Pete the Repeat Parrot (Grudge Model)
4.3(142)
He only repeats the dumbest thing you said in 2014.
$39.99was $39.99now $24.99
Save 38%Folding Picnic Table for One
4.8(118)
Seats you and a sandwich. Guests bring their own table.
$79.99was $79.99now $49.99
Save 35%Portable Existential Crisis
4.2(87)
Question everything, anywhere.
$19.99was $19.99now $12.99
Save 33%Instant Friends
3.2(405)
Just add water. Results not guaranteed.
$14.99was $14.99now $9.99
Save 33%Companion Pebble
4.0(188)
Pairs with your phone. Only plays songs it learned in a quarry.
$45.00was $45.00now $29.99
Save 33%Alien in a Jar
4.6(233)
He wants to speak to your manager.
$29.99was $29.99now $19.99
Save 33%Emergency Third Arm
4.4(129)
For people who need an extra hand but refuse to ask.
$59.99was $59.99now $39.99
Save 33%Money Printer
2.8(77)
It prints your bills. Just bills. Every month.
$59.99was $59.99now $39.99
Save 32%Vintage Worry Drawer
4.7(98)
Holds concerns until Tuesday. Tuesday is not included.
$48.00was $48.00now $32.50
Save 32%Compliment Extinguisher
3.9(64)
A fine mist of encouragement. Not for fires.
$27.99was $27.99now $18.99
Save 32%Fog Machine for Awkward Silences
4.6(143)
Fills the room so nobody has to admit the chat ended.
$52.99was $52.99now $36.00
Save 32%Midnight Snack Decoy
4.3(77)
Looks like celery. Fools nobody, including you.
$16.50was $16.50now $11.25
Save 31%GPS for Misplaced Motivation
3.8(91)
Recalculating. In 400 feet, consider a nap.
$39.99was $39.99now $27.50
Save 31%Slightly Haunted Air Fryer
4.6(341)
Perfectly crispy food. Occasionally whispers your name.
$129.99was $129.99now $89.99
Save 30%Infinite Bread Clip
4.9(803)
Closes the bag. Opens a debate about whether bread can end.
$9.99was $9.99now $6.99
Save 30%Professional Nap Certification Kit
4.9(201)
Finally, a degree your unemployed friend can earn.
$49.99was $49.99now $34.99
Save 30%Self-Stirring Spoon (Gives Up)
4.1(210)
Stirs for forty seconds, then leans on the pot.
$22.00was $22.00now $15.49
Save 29%Stapler That Files a Complaint
4.3(301)
Staples the packet, then notes the font.
$24.99was $24.99now $17.75
Save 29%Participation Lawn Trophy
4.5(240)
A plastic cup for grass that tried.
$28.00was $28.00now $19.99
Save 29%Common Sense Starter Kit
4.2(87)
For that friend who's made it this far without any. Now with instructions.
$27.99was $27.99now $19.99
Save 29%Gym Personality Removal Kit
4.0(158)
For people who made going to the gym their entire personality.
$34.99was $34.99now $24.99
Save 29%Ex-Boyfriend Recycling Bin
4.7(129)
Turn your disappointing ex into something useful. Like a lamp.
$69.99was $69.99now $49.99
Save 28%Confidence Sock (Left Foot Only)
4.2(166)
The right foot is on backorder until you believe in it.
$19.50was $19.50now $13.99
Save 27%Indoor Thunderstorm Kit
4.5(156)
A polite rumble for rooms that feel too quiet.
$62.00was $62.00now $44.99
Save 27%Delusion Detector 3000
4.4(276)
Alerts you whenever your friend says, "I think they're into me."
$54.99was $54.99now $39.99
Save 27%Hangover Transfer Helmet
3.9(64)
Transfer your hangover to the friend who convinced you to go out.
$109.99was $109.99now $79.99
Save 27%Alien Baby Monitor
4.0(76)
Watch the nursery. See what else is watching.
$109.99was $109.99now $79.99
Save 27%Scheduled Patio Cloud
4.1(55)
A small rain cloud with office hours.
$88.00was $88.00now $64.00
Save 26%Monday Skipper
4.6(412)
Pull the lever and Monday goes somewhere else.
$269.99was $269.99now $199.99
Save 26%Desk Plant That Photosynthesizes Excuses
4.6(134)
Water weekly. It turns sunlight into reasons you were late.
$31.00was $31.00now $22.99
Save 25%Vitamin-Free Wellness Gummies
3.4(254)
Delivers the ritual without measurable benefits. Strawberry-adjacent.
$19.99was $19.99now $14.99
Save 25%Shut Up Button Pro
4.5(342)
One press and your friend stops talking for 30 minutes. Works on coworkers too.
$39.99was $39.99now $29.99
Save 25%Mirror That Lies
4.8(521)
Always says you look great. Has never been checked.
$39.99was $39.99now $29.99
Save 25%Walking Red Flag Detector
4.3(167)
Beeps whenever your friend introduces you to someone they're dating.
$59.99was $59.99now $44.99
Save 25%Broke Friend Financial Advisor
3.8(93)
Gives terrible money advice from someone with $14 in their account.
$79.99was $79.99now $59.99
Save 25%Male Ego Inflator 5000
4.1(238)
Inflates confidence by 400%. Actual abilities remain unchanged.
$119.99was $119.99now $89.99
Save 25%Dream Recorder VHS
4.3(133)
Wear the headband. Sleep. Watch it Saturday on a tape.
$119.99was $119.99now $89.99
Save 25%Toilet Time Machine
3.7(48)
Travel back five minutes. Flush responsibly.
$199.99was $199.99now $149.99
Save 25%Countertop Crumb Aquarium
4.4(98)
Displays forgotten crumbs in their natural habitat. Fish sold conceptually.
$52.99was $52.99now $39.99
Save 24%Ceiling Fan Remote for the Moon
4.1(164)
Adjusts lunar brightness from the couch. Batteries remain optimistic.
$32.99was $32.99now $24.99
Save 24%Inflatable Board Game Opponent
4.2(92)
Sits across from you and disputes the rules. Victory feels administrative.
$58.99was $58.99now $44.99
Save 24%Carry-On Layover Simulator
3.6(119)
Recreates airport waiting anywhere. Departure remains politely delayed.
$117.99was $117.99now $89.99
Save 24%Backyard Horizon Extension Cord
3.8(71)
Brings distant scenery slightly closer. Landscape not included.
$71.99was $71.99now $54.99
Save 23%Office Supply Witness Protection Kit
4.7(186)
Gives missing pens a convincing new identity. Coworkers suspect nothing.
$42.99was $42.99now $32.99
Save 23%Pet Doorbell for Indoor Pets
4.5(203)
Lets pets announce their arrival from the next room. They will not wait.
$25.99was $25.99now $19.99
Save 23%Suitcase Practice Weight
4.0(141)
Prepares travelers for baggage they have not packed yet. Souvenirs become inevitable.
$38.99was $38.99now $29.99
Save 22%Automatic Meeting Lengthener
2.9(57)
Adds twelve unnecessary minutes to every discussion. Productivity may leave early.
$89.99was $89.99now $69.99