Item FM-1033

Walking Red Flag Detector

4.3(167)

Beeps whenever your friend introduces you to someone they're dating.

$44.99$59.99

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A little red flag on a handheld unit that beeps when it senses a bad sign. It is mostly accurate. It is not interested in your friend's feelings.

Customer Reviews

4.3Showing 3 of 167 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Beeped at brunch
By Pru W. on October 1, 2026Verified Purchase
Friend introduced me to his date and it went off in two seconds. He is now single and thanking me.
Helpful (58)
Works but loud
By Ken T. on August 13, 2026Verified Purchase
Beeps at the grocery store too. Just caught a guy who put the cart back in the wrong spot. Also a red flag I guess.
Helpful (35)
Needs a mute
By Isla R. on October 8, 2026Verified Purchase
Went off when I looked in the mirror. Maybe a calibration thing. Maybe not.
Helpful (47)

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