Item FM-1042

Automatic Meeting Lengthener

2.9(57)

Adds twelve unnecessary minutes to every discussion. Productivity may leave early.

$69.99$89.99

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Place it near the conference table and wait for someone to say a magic phrase. Every meeting grows by twelve minutes. The agenda stays exactly the same size.

Activation Phrase: "One quick thought"
Compatibility: All conference rooms

Customer Reviews

2.9Showing 3 of 57 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Bought it by accident, now I love it
By Pat M. on September 16, 2026Verified Purchase
It's a nightmare for my coworkers. Added 12 minutes the moment Dave said one quick thought. Everyone sighed. Epic.
Helpful (38)
It works
By Sandy L. on September 16, 2026Verified Purchase
Why did I buy this. My meetings are now 12 minutes longer. I cannot stop it. Help.
Helpful (57)
Silent but effective
By Hugo B. on October 14, 2026
You just don't notice until you're 40 minutes in and wondering about lunch.
Helpful (25)

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Automatic Meeting Lengthener

Customer Reviews

Bought it by accident, now I love it

It works

Silent but effective

Automatic Meeting Lengthener

Customer Reviews

Bought it by accident, now I love it

It works

Silent but effective