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Item FM-1031
Gives terrible money advice from someone with $14 in their account.
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A small desk figure in a suit with a piggy bank and one dollar. Offers confident advice on investing, saving, and not checking your balance.
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By Mo B. on August 27, 2026Verified Purchase
Followed his advice and bought two. Lost. But we both felt something. He doesn't have a phone plan so he texted from a library.
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By Shelby C. on September 1, 2026Verified Purchase
Says things like, never buy anything over $12. He wears the same hoodie and pays in quarters. Helpful in a weird way.
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By Quinn E. on October 13, 2026Verified Purchase
Showed up, gave advice, borrowed $20 for lunch. Is that part of the package?
Helpful (56)
