Item FM-1029

Delusion Detector 3000

4.4(276)

Alerts you whenever your friend says, "I think they're into me."

$39.99$54.99

You save 27%. The product is still fictional.

A handheld detector with a needle and a polite beep. Point it at a friend mid-sentence and read the dial. The needle has never once said maybe.

Customer Reviews

4.4Showing 3 of 276 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Beeped for 10 min straight
By Rosa M. on October 7, 2026Verified Purchase
Took it on a double date. It went off when she said 'we're basically a couple.' We were not. Friend left early.
Helpful (59)
Very accurate
By Trent W. on October 8, 2026Verified Purchase
Has been going off since I got it. Pretty sure it's in my pocket too.
Helpful (33)
Do not bring to weddings
By Fiona G. on September 6, 2026Verified Purchase
Went off at the vows. Whole room looked over. It was right but it was awkward.
Helpful (27)

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