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Item FM-1020
Staples the packet, then notes the font.
$17.75$24.99
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A desktop stapler that fastens paper and submits a short written objection to the margin size. The staple still holds. The note is single-spaced.
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By Marnie T. on September 24, 2026Verified Purchase
Every time I staple the wrong thing it files a complaint with the supply closet. Last week it filed one on me.
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By Ivan C. on September 2, 2026Verified Purchase
Sits on my desk and writes formal notes about the copier. Has better grammar than my manager.
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By Nate G. on September 26, 2026Verified Purchase
I stapled twice and it submitted a complaint to HR. HR says they were also tired. Fair.
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