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Item FM-1050
Gardens are overrated anyway.
$34.99$59.99
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A resin gnome who moved into the yard and immediately retired. He lies in the grass, wears sunglasses indoors and outdoors, and keeps a belly sign that says he is doing absolutely nothing. The flowers grow around him. He does not help.
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By Patty L. on October 12, 2026Verified Purchase
He has not managed a single thing and the flowers look great. Leadership by example.
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By Rico M. on September 28, 2026Verified Purchase
Put him by the tomatoes. He ignores them and I respect that. Lost a star because birds sit on him and he still does nothing about it.
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By June S. on October 3, 2026Verified Purchase
Checked the listing, checked the gnome. He is doing absolutely nothing. Rare product honesty.
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By Omar K. on August 19, 2026
I asked him to watch the hose. He watched nothing. Which is the brand. Still moved him twice.
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