Item FM-1010

Midnight Snack Decoy

4.3(77)

Looks like celery. Fools nobody, including you.

$11.25$16.50

You save 32%. The product is still fictional.

A convincing stalk for the fridge light at midnight. It crunches once, tastes like the idea of a vegetable, and lets you negotiate with yourself.

Customer Reviews

4.3Showing 3 of 77 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Saved me from myself
By Wendell R. on September 21, 2026Verified Purchase
Placed the decoy cookies on the counter and I ate those first. Ate nothing but plastic crumbs and my diet is intact. Genius.
Helpful (46)
Fooled my husband
By Gina V. on August 29, 2026Verified Purchase
He ate a plastic donut at 2am and just stood there quietly. We never spoke of it.
Helpful (58)
Teeth hurt
By Ron J. on October 3, 2026
Looks real. It is not real. I didn't read that last part until after I bit it.
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