Item FM-1004

Emergency Third Arm

4.4(129)

For people who need an extra hand but refuse to ask.

$39.99$59.99

You save 33%. The product is still fictional.

A courteous extra arm for grocery bags, stuck lids, and waving at neighbors while both real hands are full. It does not replace asking for help. It simply waits until you are ready to admit you needed it.

Reach: One inconvenient shelf
Fit: Adjustable strap, universal shrug

Customer Reviews

4.4Showing 3 of 129 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Carried my groceries AND my coffee
By Hank W. on October 4, 2026Verified Purchase
One trip from the car. First time ever. My neighbors are jealous and a little scared.
Helpful (36)
Hard to wave with
By Sofia B. on August 21, 2026Verified Purchase
Great for holding stuff but I keep high fiving myself by accident with the third one. Embarrassing at parties.
Helpful (20)
Does exactly what it says
By Eli C. on August 23, 2026
It's an arm. It's a third one. It's there in an emergency. Not sure what counts as an emergency but I used it for nachos.
Helpful (25)

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Emergency Third Arm

Customer Reviews

Carried my groceries AND my coffee

Hard to wave with

Does exactly what it says

Emergency Third Arm

Customer Reviews

Carried my groceries AND my coffee

Hard to wave with

Does exactly what it says