Item FM-1021

Desk Plant That Photosynthesizes Excuses

4.6(134)

Water weekly. It turns sunlight into reasons you were late.

$22.99$31.00

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A compact desk plant with leaves shaped like little notes. It prefers a bright window and will not cover for anything unkind. Mild tardiness only.

Customer Reviews

4.6Showing 3 of 134 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Thriving on lies
By Sam W. on August 14, 2026Verified Purchase
It grew four inches after I told my boss traffic was bad. Grows best with wild excuses. A fern is now taller than my monitor.
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Good for deadlines
By Yuki P. on August 23, 2026Verified Purchase
Absorbs the excuses and releases a very calming scent. Mostly of other people's cubicles.
Helpful (24)
Dead plant
By Ricardo L. on October 10, 2026Verified Purchase
I didn't have any excuses and it wilted. Now I have an excuse for that.
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