Item FM-1027

Ex-Boyfriend Recycling Bin

4.7(129)

Turn your disappointing ex into something useful. Like a lamp.

$49.99$69.99

You save 29%. The product is still fictional.

A sturdy green bin with a lid and a clear conscience. Drop in one disappointment and wait a week. Comes with a lamp shade for the result.

Customer Reviews

4.7Showing 3 of 129 reviews. The rest are still in the mail.

Lamp looks great
By Tasha R. on August 13, 2026Verified Purchase
Now my ex is a lamp in the living room and he's finally lighting up a room for once. Bin was easy to use.
Helpful (77)
Good stuff
By Pam S. on August 18, 2026Verified Purchase
Makes a decent bedside lamp. A bit pushy about the on/off switch. Reminds me of him.
Helpful (40)
Bin smells like cologne
By Cleo D. on October 7, 2026Verified Purchase
Not the product's fault. It came pre-scented. Just a little too accurate.
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